OI TONKS!
True story.
Why is there Muggle dancing with what appears to be fried chicken in place of the top half of my House’s crest?
That fried chicken lovin’ Muggle is yer House’s true Founder. Doncha know anythin’?
That incredibly awkward moment when you find out someone you know serenades their pop tarts
lameuspoopin started following you
OMG.
Yer name is a poo joke.
Well done.
thestoryofamurderer started following you
Wotcher! ”The story of a murderer…” are you a Wizarding War documentarist? Voldemort is quite the murderer.
Wait wot?
thestoryofamurderer started following you
Wotcher! ”The story of a murderer…” are you a Wizarding War documentarist? Voldemort is quite the murderer.
Wait wot?
If’n any of my followers are sad today, STOPPIT. We should all be like this.
thestoryofamurderer started following you
Wotcher! ”The story of a murderer…” are you a Wizarding War documentarist? Voldemort is quite the murderer.
Wait wot?
Dear Scabior,
…. that is all.
Laughing at your butt trumpet.
It was that one time! At least I don’ have a whole butt brass section like SOME corseted bints who think bangers are a good idea.
